A Cautionary Note:
Dear Reader,
The following is written as a thought experiment. It is born out of stark egotism and an incurable inclination towards intellectual self-gratification. If you’re looking for useful information, genuine wisdom, or reassuring notions about the nature of reality then I encourage you to look elsewhere. Nothing found here will help you to be a happier, more effective, or more stable individual. On the contrary, what you will find are the lazy musings of a drunk, chronically depressed, college drop-out who takes far too much pleasure in the sound of his own voice. If that appeals to you, read on. Either way, best of luck.
Sincerely,
D.G. Barrett